Introduction: Welcome to Life Noggin!
Hey there! Welcome to Life Noggin! So, you somehow got stuck on a deserted island. Now what? Well, it may make you feel better to know that some people have managed to survive being trapped alone on an island for years. Does that help? Great! Now that you’re feeling better, let’s talk survival.
Oh. Hey, MrBeast!… Wait… Hold up. MrBeast!?
MrBeast’s Unexpected Arrival
MrBeast: That’s me!
Blocko: What are you doing here!?
MrBeast: Well, you started talking about an island, and I just kind of appeared here. So what’s the reward for this challenge? 10 thousand dollars? 100 thousand dollars? A million dollars? Are we giving away the island? What are we doing?
Blocko: Um, well, I have like…$3 in my bank account, and none of this is actually real, so… I just wanted to talk about some tips and tricks to survive on an island.
MrBeast: Oh… well, yeah, I can do that!
Survival Tip #1: Finding Water
First things first, you need to find a source of water. Humans can only last a few days without water before their bodies can’t function. The exact time frame depends on the climate, activity level, health, and size of the person, but in any case, it is the priority! To find water, you can locate a river or stream, collect rainwater, or, if you’re big brain, you can build a solar still that creates and collects condensation.
Survival Tip #2: Building Shelter and Fire
You’ll also need to build a shelter to keep out of the sun and rain, and a fire to keep you warm, ward off predators, and cook your food. Ah, mwah! Chef’s kiss! You can make a shelter by collecting sticks, branches, and foliage and forming them into an angled lean-to shape. Then, start a fire. If you don’t have any matches or a lighter, this may sound easier than it is, but there are ways to start a fire without them, such as by rubbing a stick in the groove of a larger piece of wood.
Survival Tip #3: Finding Food
MrBeast: You’ll need food as well, especially if you’re stranded for a while. Humans can survive weeks without food, but let’s be honest, that would suck! Glucose provides your body with energy! Once that storage of glucose is gone, you’ll start breaking down your own tissues, like muscles, for fuel.
But finding food shouldn’t be too hard. Since you’re surrounded by water, just go fishing, or collect some seashells. Just remember to cook them to kill any parasites, and if that’s not your cup of tea, you could also try your hand at finding any fruit or vegetables.
Survival Tip #4: Testing Food for Safety
Blocko: Just be sure to test them out by rubbing them on your skin and then your lips and tongue, and waiting to see if there’s a reaction before eating them. During all of these tasks, and anything else you do on the island, it is essential that you avoid injury and predators. If you don’t have any medical supplies, even small cuts can become deadly.
Survival Tip #5: Getting Rescued
Now that you’re hydrated, fed, and safe, let’s get you off that island! Chances are that people are looking for you. But to help them find you, your fire or a big “S.O.S” in the sand could attract their attention. Triangle Bob, that is not what I told you to write. Nobody even says that anymore.
Blocko: Wait, MrBeast! Are you leaving already!?
MrBeast: Don’t worry, Blocko, I’m never really gone!
Blocko: But… but we were having so much fun together!
MrBeast: I’ll be right here if you ever need me. Dab.
Blocko: MRBEEEEAAAASSST!!!! Come back!!!
Outro: Your Island Adventure
Sighs Anyway, what would you name your own private island? Let me know in the comment section below! Thank you so much to MrBeast for being in this video! Go subscribe to him if you haven’t yet for some reason! He’s very close to infinity subscribers.
As always, my name is Blocko, this has been Life Noggin, don’t forget to keep on thinking!
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